Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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