4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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