We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
you never un-have a 4some
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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