he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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