I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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