what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I need water and some morals
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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