News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
