I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
my shit smells like andre
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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