If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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