can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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