I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
She bit a glass in half.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
