I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You can't just leave with hair like that
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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