About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Randomize
