Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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