that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
