I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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