No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
And the cops told us we were all naked.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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