it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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