Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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