I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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