YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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