Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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