If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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