Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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