She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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