i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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