I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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