Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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