Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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