one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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