Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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