On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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