and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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