You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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