I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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