im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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