Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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