I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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