is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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