you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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