I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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