It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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