I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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