My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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