Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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