I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Randomize
