the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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