lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Randomize
