I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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