in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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